Actual Headlines

•  March Planned For Next August
•  Blind Bishop Appointed To See
•  Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives Police The Slip
•  L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
•  Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
•  Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
•  Diaper Market Bottoms Out
•   Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
•  Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
•  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
•  Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
•  Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
•  Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
•  Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
•  War Dims Hope For Peace
•  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
•  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
•  Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
•  Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
•  Man is Fatally Slain
•  Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation
•  Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
•  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
•  Police Discover Crack in Australia
•  Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
•  Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
•  Scientists to Have Ford's Ear
•  Hershey Bars Protest
•  County Officials to Talk Rubbish
•  Carter Plans Swell Deficit
•  Caribbean Islands Drift to Left