CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

  1. Ushers will eat latecomers.
  2. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  3. Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy!"
  4. The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
  5. Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  6. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
  7. Don't let worry kill you-let the church help.
  8. Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
  9. "Wise Up, O Men of God "Easter Sunday, we will have a 9:30 worship service. The 11:00 will be hell as usual.
  10. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say " hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you.
  11. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
  12. The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  13. Tonight's sermon - "What is hell?"; Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  14. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and south ends of the church. Babies will be baptized at both ends.
  15. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. There will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.
  16. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  17. Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of a new carpet.  All of those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and do so.
  18. Thursday night - Potluck supper-- prayer & medication to follow.
  19. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  20. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the basement on Saturday.
  21. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

 - courtesy of Joan Osborn

Hit Counter